Although as a rule I try not to regurgitate to much rubbish onto the internet this one really is priceless. Hop onto Google maps enter directions from China to Taiwan and check out step number 48.

Google swim
Step number 48 reads "swim across the Pacific ocean".

Seeing this just about makes up for my recent Google apps issues but unfortunately Google have updated this, you will no longer be directed to swim across the Pacific ocean.

Apparently early versions of Google earth and Google maps would generate routes between continents with the swim across the ocean instructions. These fun but rather useless directions were later removed although this one was still been served on Google maps in 2011.